9. You search http://www.wefollow.com/ on a daily basis for new twitterers...or is it twits? tweeps? tweeters?
8. You can make 100+ words that contain some form of the word "twitter".
7. You talk about Dane Cook/Perez Hilton/Kim Kardashian like you're all BFFs.
6. You've seen more pics of Bronx & Harlow than the paparazzi.
5. You watched Ashton Kutcher get his chest waxed.
4. You follow the local weatherman's tweets rather than tune in to the forecast on TV. Thank you @Eric_Law_WLBT !
3. Your blood pressure actually rises when you see the Fail Whale. How can it be "over capacity" at 4AM ?!?!?!?
2. You live for #followfriday and #musicmonday.
And the number 1 sign that you're addicted to Twitter:
You desperately want Perez to reply (kindly) to one of your tweets.